Queens Immigrants Need Your Money!
Why Not Eat the Best Food in the World and Buy the Best Capybara Swag?
Look at me! I’m about to eat a gigantic sandwich filled with breaded chicken and chilaquiles while drinking a tomato juice-beer concoction. But, more importantly, I’m visiting the neighborhoods of Elmhurst, Jackson Heights and Woodside after the bullying Trump actions have sent many migrants underground. These vendors and servers desperately need your custom!
This is the main artery of Roosevelt Avenue, on an eighty-degree day. It should not be this empty!!!! I have never seen it so devoid of locals.
Why not start beneath the elevated 7 train at Junction Boulevard where you can pick up all kinds of capybara stuff for much cheaper prices than in Manhattan?
Then head to Michelada House 2 right down Roosevelt where you can enjoy a michelada made in front of your eyes. What’s that hubcap sandwich? It’s the Torta de Chilaquiles or as I like to call it “El sueño del diabético.”
Wow, even the bathrooms make me feel seen!
Need coffee of the quality you’ll find in Tokyo along with the best salmon onigiri in New York? 969 NYC Coffee just a few block down got you covered. Yes, they have matcha too.
This was me after I walked to the end of Queens and got on a boat back to Manhattan. Do I look happy to come home? No! I wanna stay in Jackson Heights forever. And whether you share my love of onigiri and michaladas, please think of taking the 7 train over and helping the local economy. They really need you!