Gary’s Journey Through Hell

Gary’s Journey Through Hell

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Gary’s Journey Through Hell
Gary’s Journey Through Hell
Self-Care During a Hellish Election

Self-Care During a Hellish Election

Gonna Eat Until I Die

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Gary Shteyngart
Nov 03, 2024
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Self-Care During a Hellish Election
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If you’re like me, you can’t take it anymore. Every new poll is just Ativan bait. Every “neck and neck race” pronouncement just makes me wanna barf on my phone. So I’ve spent my pre-election days self-medicating with food and martinis. So far so good!

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