Fourteen drinks a week is not enough to keep a man alive. When my doctor asked me if I had more than fourteen drinks I responded of course not, thinking he meant per day. The doctor said, “Not in a day, in a week.” I was compelled to lie.
My favorite part of Switzerland is when you drive in and they pull you over and you have to pay €50 so you know what the visit is going to be like. You want to see our alps? They ain't free, buddy.
You should visit the Islets of Langerhans and love them. I, who do not know you personally, believe that you can do all that you do and give all the love and wit without being so unkind to those little islands. You can do it but very few who have crossed over that much talked about line can do so on their own
Gary, have you tried any of the new pretend alcohols? I am trying to cut back myself, so last night I had one of those hop sodas at my usual drinking hour and was surprised to find it slightly satisfying. --P.S. Love your work; that last sentence of "Botched Circumcision" will stay with me for a long, long time.
Augh! You are full of puns in this post, and I'm howling with laughter over it. It makes readers feel as though they're on your trip with you. Regarding your watch, do some wild color as that a plain watch band won't do it justice.Enjoy the rest of your trip and have safe travels.
Fourteen drinks a week is not enough to keep a man alive. When my doctor asked me if I had more than fourteen drinks I responded of course not, thinking he meant per day. The doctor said, “Not in a day, in a week.” I was compelled to lie.
I really appreciate your perspective.
I like yours too!
My favorite part of Switzerland is when you drive in and they pull you over and you have to pay €50 so you know what the visit is going to be like. You want to see our alps? They ain't free, buddy.
They do not pull you over for no reason. Low level officials or policeman do not take bribes or stop foreigners to pay made up fines with no receipt.
You need to buy a sticker to drive on their roads. That's what I was referring to.
No. Only for the highways. An that‘s 100 Francs. Valid for 1 year. Less than I paid on road tolls in Italy or USA
Thank you for validating my statement. It's been a pleasure.
Taytos. Arent they the BEST!
Mind blown.
You should visit the Islets of Langerhans and love them. I, who do not know you personally, believe that you can do all that you do and give all the love and wit without being so unkind to those little islands. You can do it but very few who have crossed over that much talked about line can do so on their own
SolarBeat. The watch with a SoundCloud. Probably
And Anthony Bourdain's favorite:
Restaurant Ox & Klee Köln
+49 163 8528455
https://maps.app.goo.gl/3qRtwYD5iz6c7u5s5
And then Cologne! Here is an excellent primer:
https://youtu.be/3bXPiVlWcHY
You will enjoy the Chocolate Museum!
wish i could stay longer
Gary, have you tried any of the new pretend alcohols? I am trying to cut back myself, so last night I had one of those hop sodas at my usual drinking hour and was surprised to find it slightly satisfying. --P.S. Love your work; that last sentence of "Botched Circumcision" will stay with me for a long, long time.
I don't have enough imagination to pretend it has alcohol.
Augh! You are full of puns in this post, and I'm howling with laughter over it. It makes readers feel as though they're on your trip with you. Regarding your watch, do some wild color as that a plain watch band won't do it justice.Enjoy the rest of your trip and have safe travels.
Am getting truly crazy watch band. Thanks.
Hilarious and wonderful.
Thanks!
I really love the watch!
The Solar Beat is fantastic!
It's a thing of beauty.
Any chance of you doing a reading in Vienna?
It was a deeply funny question on one level.
Applying for asylum now.