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they sent a border collie to bring me back

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Jul 24, 2023Liked by Gary Shteyngart

I wonder if it was named after Koloman Moser, my favorite Vienna Secession designer. Must go next time I’m in NY.

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My god, that initial tower of tartar, tongue and oxtail could very well be branded a "beef cleanse"! Such decadence! Bury me there.

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it makes me so happy to read your essays.

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How do you eat and drink so much and not end up looking like Mr Creosote in that Monty Python restaurant sketch?

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Apr 7, 2023Liked by Gary Shteyngart

Such a special place!

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Apr 7, 2023Liked by Gary Shteyngart

Gary i respect you for meshing with Austrian chefs at Nomad / Ned whatever the hell it's called now . Fuck it the wood floors and free standing bathtubs are nice . But let's be completely clear - unless the schnitzel is gluten free I am just not having it . Cocktails aside., your emotional insensitivity to gluten free intolerant bots like me is troubling. ваше здоровье

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Apr 7, 2023Liked by Gary Shteyngart

Did you have to find your own way back to the dining room?

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Apr 7, 2023Liked by Gary Shteyngart

“I can’t believe they make appetizers like this in 21st Century New York.” That’s exactly what I was thinking - I’m adding this to my list of joints to hit up.

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lol. dying.

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Reserve ahead, its getting popular.

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