Plus: Practicing My Penis Play in the Midwest
god bless you, sir
Drink counter: 14 and 16 are basically the same number--and it stays that way until the mid-20's, right?
What’s with the body parts? Is this an organ recital? Given the particular body part, does this make you a shvantz melamed, as you teach us? Except that can also mean dim, and you are anything but dim.
That's a sandwich I will try. I wear a Schwartz's tee-shirt often, to remember eating those magnificent sandwiches in the park and watching LARPers beat each other with foam-padded wooden swords.
Boychik, if you can make a nice living with shlong talk, you go right ahead and talk about your hoodless penis and if you want to get a nice job so you don't have to make with the dirty talk, you know I'll still love you. Whatever you like.
Just read your penis piece. I hope you’re feeling better now. How agonizing! I have chronic pain from an injury a decade ago, pain every day, so I understand how it affects the psyche.
Wow! Penis play!