It’s a question as old as time itself, or at least since 1952 when the first “Gary” crawled out of the primordial muck. Garys are often misunderstood because of their ridiculous name and connection with the state of Indiana. (Fact: As early as two decades ago, Garys were unable to operate shoe stores in that state, depriving them of their usual source of income.)
Body hair has always been a burden but I never calculated the calories spent by my ADD-ridden mendula. Come to think, compensating for my lack of depth perception is probably exhausting, not to mention avoiding traumatic injury due to left-handedness. I'll omit all my particular hazards within this aged skin container.
Well coming from the great state of Indiana I have to wonder if your tale of "Gary" Indiana is not some sort of urban legend!🤣🤣 Frankly I have not heard such about the town but it could be connected to the many gangsters that might have visited from Chicago since it is in close proximity. Your tirade about the name Gary made me curious to look up its meaning. I found it to be a Hebrew name meaning "A Spear, Mighty with a Spear." That left me perplexed. Could it be why you like a "skewer of olives" in your drinks as a skewer is spear like. None-the-less I think the Garys can enjoy whatever they want as in my research the name Gary will soon become extinct in a few more decades.
So raise your glass of vermouth, campari, or gin, check the time on your watch, and eat all the food that pairs with such libations to your hearts content.
As a Gary, can relate.
To be loved?
Body hair has always been a burden but I never calculated the calories spent by my ADD-ridden mendula. Come to think, compensating for my lack of depth perception is probably exhausting, not to mention avoiding traumatic injury due to left-handedness. I'll omit all my particular hazards within this aged skin container.
Well coming from the great state of Indiana I have to wonder if your tale of "Gary" Indiana is not some sort of urban legend!🤣🤣 Frankly I have not heard such about the town but it could be connected to the many gangsters that might have visited from Chicago since it is in close proximity. Your tirade about the name Gary made me curious to look up its meaning. I found it to be a Hebrew name meaning "A Spear, Mighty with a Spear." That left me perplexed. Could it be why you like a "skewer of olives" in your drinks as a skewer is spear like. None-the-less I think the Garys can enjoy whatever they want as in my research the name Gary will soon become extinct in a few more decades.
So raise your glass of vermouth, campari, or gin, check the time on your watch, and eat all the food that pairs with such libations to your hearts content.
You only live once! Loved this piece GARY!!!!❤
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Sometimes the needs of the many Gary's outweigh the needs of the few or the one, Gary, Gary.
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